Please Don’t Slope Off!

This is a plea. A persuasive speech if you like. Please don’t go. I don’t think I can handle it if you leave.  Not with the  half-term holiday coming up. Please.  For the sake of your family, don’t go. I know I agreed over a year ago that you could go skiing with your school this year because […]

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Saturday! My, How You’ve Changed.

My Saturdays used to be selfish. My Saturdays used to consist of a lie in (when my body clock wasn’t being an absolute b*stard), some reading in bed, watching a programme that didn’t contain a bossy pig called Peppa or the ‘Pup Pup Boogie’ and eating food that wasn’t someone else’s left overs. My Saturdays used […]

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The Ballad of the Boy

So now you’re the big ‘one’, I thought a poem might be fun. Then I thought: ‘Do you know?’ You’re my only boy, so I’m giving this a go, I thought I would attempt something original and new, A group of poems where the subject is you. Let’s be clear – poems don’t have to […]

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